Unserious Silly Bitch Card
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For the friend whose entire personality is refusing to be serious, and honestly, thank god for her.
"Have an unserious day, you silly bitch." is the snarky birthday card for the bestie who runs on chaos and good intentions and makes everything more fun. It's affectionate, a little sweary, and exactly the kind of thing you'd say to her face with a straight face.
Whether it's her birthday, a just because moment, or a random Tuesday that needed lightening up, this card gets the message across and gets the laugh.
Product details:
- A2 card size (4.25 x 5.5 inches)
- Blank inside so you can write your own message
- Wrapped in a protective cello sleeve
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