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Imagine Fumbling You Breakup Card

ARTISAN CARDS FEMME
$5.50
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Their loss, and this card makes sure she knows it.

"Imagine fumbling someone like you. Embarrassing." This funny breakup card skips the gentle sympathy route and goes straight for hyping up the person who got dumped by someone who clearly wasn't paying attention.

Whether it's a breakup, a bad situationship, or a divorce, this one roasts the ex and reminds her exactly what he lost, no sugarcoating required.

Product details:

  • A2 card size (4.25 x 5.5 inches)
  • Blank inside so you can write your own message
  • Wrapped in a protective cello sleeve

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Imagine Fumbling You Breakup Card

$5.50

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