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Fuck Mary Kill Card


"F*ck Marry Kill - Congratulations on Your Decision" Engagement/Wedding Card ?

Celebrate the special moment of engagement or wedding with a twist of humor! Our "Fuck Marry Kill" card, with its playful crossed-out words, is a hilariously sarcastic way to congratulate the happy couple.

-Unique Message: "Fuck Marry Kill" with 'Fuck' and 'Kill' humorously crossed out, and "Congratulations on Your Decision" at the bottom.
-Perfect For: A sarcastic and comical card for newly engaged or wed couples who appreciate a good laugh ?.
-Quality: Professionally printed on high-quality cardstock for a premium feel.
-Size: Ideal for gifting or keepsakes (A2, 4.25 in x 5.5in)

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Fuck Mary Kill Card


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