Could Have Been An Email Retirement Card
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For the person finally escaping the calendar invites for good.
"Congrats on your retirement & surviving years of meetings that could have been an email." Nobody who survived a decade of pointless standups wants a sappy send-off. They want the truth, delivered with a wink.
For the retiring coworker, the boss who's done their time, the office legend riding off into a life with zero "quick syncs." It says exactly what the whole team is thinking.
No more status updates. No more agendas. Just freedom.
- A2 folded card, blank inside for your own words
- Kraft envelope + protective cello sleeve
- Printed on quality cardstock
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How to Hold Items to Try On In Store
We HOLD ITEMS for 24 hours by request for in store try ons. A great option for local customers!
TEXT US at 434-202-0664 to reserve an item for 24 hours to try on in store!
[[ Hold limit: 8 items ]]
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We will respond to all requests during our business hours.
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