Dick Me Down Card
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Cut right to the chase this Valentine's Day with this dirty card for him. If you're looking for something cutesy and demure, I have no idea how you ended up here. Feel free to send me a message about how disgusted you are like that one lady in 2023.
Card Stats:
- A2 [4.25in x 5.5in]
- Extra kraft envelope included
- Wrapped in a protective cello sleeve
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