Dead Weight Divorce Card
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Not all endings are sad. Some deserve champagne.
This funny divorce card is for celebrating freedom, fresh starts, and finally losing all that dead weight. Equal parts supportive and savage, it’s perfect for friends who are thriving post-divorce or leaving a relationship that absolutely did not spark joy.
Product Details
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A2 folded card (4.25 x 5.5 inches)
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Blank inside
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Premium cardstock
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Kraft envelope included
Great for divorce celebrations, breakups, glow-ups, and unapologetic new beginnings.
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